Drunk Sniper: The Ultimate iPhone Pissing Game

Every once in awhile a truly original idea makes an App Store debut, rising above the noise of some 20,000 iPhone apps screaming for attention. Drunk Sniper ($.99) is a hysterical "piss and miss" game that turns the act of being donkey drunk into a full blown competition. The challenge of this game is to aim your stream of recycled beer inside the bowl instead of onto the floor, the walls or all over the toilet seat. Authentic sound effects turn Drunk Sniper into a full throttle, thrill ride of power pissing.



The game's developers offer a hint that's sure to make you into an epic piss sniper; "You get better control when putting your iPhone in place where the body organ would have been. Start playing it standing up like you would do it in a real life situation."


I'm not sure how well that idea will work when you're playing Drunk Sniper inside a crowded Starbucks, but I'm convinced this game will gain huge momentum once the word gets out. While most novelty apps are played once after downloading then quickly forgotten, Drunk Sniper is certain to leave a memorable stain on the imagination of iPhone fanatics everywhere, creating a huge urge for multiple return visits.


This piss-tastic handful of iPhone goodness is the kind of app that everyone will immediately want to show off to their friends. But don't think that pissing drunk with Drunk Sniper is easy, it's not. Unless you're one of those piss-sitters that likes to whiz sitting down. The Urban Dictionary calls that kind of classic man tragedy taking a sissy piss. Others like to call those guys lady-pissers, but that's another game altogether.