STYLE GUIDE: I was instantly overcome with that feeling of childlike wonder when I gazed upon these $2,500 one-of-a-kind Xbox sneakers. This exclusive pair of Alpha Dunks will absolutely raise your personal game to unwanted levels even if they do absolutely nothing for your Halo ranking.
This Limited Edition pair of garish Hip Hop floss are constructed with a patent leather back and embedded fiber optic wiring in the shape of the XBOX logo. The battery is concealed inside the shoe's tongue along with a nifty on/off switch that has two settings, obnoxious (constant) and total douche (strobe).
We took the liberty of suggesting a coordinating Incase combo slider for your iPhone in order to set off this ultra fashionable misstep. All that's missing now is a matching Xbox belt buckle to ensure that you'll be arrested by the fashion police if you're ever spotted wearing this clownish geekware in public.
If you're just itching to dump $2,500 plus shipping on a pair of sneakers no one else on planet earth will ever own, then this custom gamer freak show is definitely for you. Or for Kanye West if he manages to get to them first. How could he be so heartless?
[ via Geekologie]